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		<title>Sarah Palin in All Nude Review: One Night Only Dec 21, 2012</title>
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Now that I have your attention&#8230; ok, I will wait for you to stop wretching&#8230;
*Jeopardy theme plays in the background*
Done yet? Good.  *Ahem*  Sorry I did that to you, but it&#8217;s been so long, I needed SOMEthing to get y&#8217;all&#8217;s attention.  Personally, I think ol&#8217; Sarah has a perfect face for radio&#8230; or snuff films..
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Spamalot!!</title>
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Wow! I go away from the website for a few months, and the spambots have inundated my comments sections.  Don&#8217;t bother looking, because I have deleted all 200 comments.
Really, does this look like the type of website to literally pimp &#8220;Nude hairy grannies&#8221;, or &#8220;Ebony Lesbian Festival&#8221;?  It&#8217;s a beer website, ferchrissakes.  I literally threw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Friday sneak preview</title>
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Bah humbug!  With the exception of giving present to our children, I have come to despise the Americanized institution of the Yuletide holiday season.
I see Christmas decorations in stores starting before Labor Day&#8230;
I have to listen to umpteen versions of holiday messages on company automated phone systems&#8230;.
Likewise, I hear holiday music piped into every store&#8230;..
Whatever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justin Beiber Appearing Live!!!</title>
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In our next edition of things we want to blow up with nail filled pipe-bombs&#8230;.
Really, though, does anyone like this kid&#8230; aside from pre-pubescent girls (and members of NAMBLA)?  I honestly want to kick a big bag full of puppies when I so much as glimpse his visage on a magazine cover.
But enough about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The art of aging gracefully</title>
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I have come to the conclusion that our group is officially old.  This past weekend, we hosted an annual summer party at our place.  A few things about this annual party.

It is usually are our friends, Joel and Carrie&#8217;s place.


We historically consume gross amounts of beer over the course of three days.

This year was different, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Just throw the damn towel, Rocky&#8221;</title>
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I am done.
I quit.
I just cannot devote any more of my time and energy into these guys.  Really. I am through.  And trust me, it&#8217;s not me&#8230;it&#8217;s them in an incredible turn-around on an old cliche break up line.
For the love of all that is right and just in this world, they reviewed three beers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The great American tradition continues</title>
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I shall start this post with a song in honor of both Canada Day and the 4th of July:
&#8220;Oh Canada,
Your bacon&#8217;s really ham.
Your beer is watered down, and tastes no better canned.&#8221;
&#8230;that&#8217;s all I got on that one.
So, this weekend is when we Americans celebrate those things that make our country great.  By this I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newsflash: BP to stop drilling relief well, will plug leak with Joran van der Sloot</title>
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I am going to start this post with a brief departure from beer, so I can rant about a couple of things first.
Let&#8217;s start with this Joran van der Sloot piece of crap.  This &#8220;man&#8221; deserves to be put in general population of that Peruvian prison&#8230;  and he must shower with powdered soap.  This is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockyourworldbrewing.com/archives/131/newsflash-bp-to-stop-drilling-relief-well-will-plug-leak-with-joran-van-der-sloot/</link>
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		<title>Change you can believe in</title>
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I am proud to announce  that, by unanimous decision, I am the undisputed champeen President of the Upstate New York Homebrewer&#8217;s Association for 2010 *cue Rocky music*.
I have a couple of cool things I would like to have the club do  in the coming year, or at least get the ball rolling towards having said [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rockyourworldbrewing.com/archives/127/change-you-can-believe-in/</link>
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		<title>The thing that should not be</title>
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I have Metallica in heavy rotation on my Pandora radio today.
There is a beer that I just cannot seem to get brewed.  Various brewing mishaps (detailed in humorous glory below), weather, and ill health in the form of over-indulgence the night prior have made the brewing of this beer seemingly unattainable.  The Beer Gods simply [...]]]></description>
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